Messenger of Dionysos · Mused by Apollo

In ancient times, Satyr was the horned and horny messenger of Eleusinian forest god Dionysos. He mesmerized the youth of nearby villages with the musical magic of his flute and made them dance till broad daylight. In our common present, the spirit of Satyr inhabits the body of a human boy. Searching for a new way to spread the vibe of the forest, Satyr switched to SL and CDJ instruments, which fit the job quite nicely.

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Bob's Our Uncle - node 23.002



... and Bob's Our Uncle - node 23.002:

The Thing that ate the Constitution

"The TSOG stalketh the land and the serfs bow and worship it. It stealeth property, it burneth neighborhoods, it killeth all opposition. Ye think it only doth its violence to black people, or Hispanics, or kooks with odd religions, but its hand is at your own throat even now.
TSOG fthagn! What, are ye stupid, or something?"

- Abdul Alhazred, The Tsaronomicon


an interview with Robert Anton Wilson about his book
TSOG - The Thing That Ate the Constitution
a sirius satire, published 2002

intertainment for surfers of the synaptic surface,
a wealthy well of wisdom transmitting from within,
illuminating thoughts resonating through spacetime,
originating from a near-parallel reality tunnel

· on government & other collective hallucinations:
"The more people are weary about their government, the better. The more people trust their government, the more troubles we're gonna have."

· on dogmas & Belief Systems:
"Of course I don't believe in (my own conspiracy theory)
or I would become a fanatic."

· on human chauvinism & collectively overestimating ourselves:
"Genepools sometimes get wiped out, individuals almost always get wiped out, but life itself seems absolutely immortal and invulnerable. (...) We can really mess things up to a great extent, but I don't think we can destroy life entirely."

Or, as a zen-master might add: nothing special.



"Nobody's supposed to be thinking about these things." - RAW


· watch Robert Anton Wilson's TSOG interview on youtube
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· click here to fold out to node 23.005

· visit Robert Anton Wilson - [ click here ]
· visit the RAW archive - [ click here ]


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? what is Satyr

! in ancient times, Satyr roamed the Eleusinian forests as the horned and horny messenger of Dionysos - the god of ritual intoxication. He mesmerized the youth of nearby villages with the musical magic of his flute, and made them dance till broad daylight.

? where is Satyr

! in our recent past, Satyr reincarnated in the concrete jungle of Amsterdam as a DJ. At age ten, he recorded his first mix, displaying his love for early hip hop and electro, and soon his tapes were in high demand. After the Second Summer Of Love, he got turned on by new dimensions of synthetic sound and ventured into the realms of acid-house, techno and trance music.

? does he still play flute

! the Panflute has become an artefact in captivity, held safe and sound in the archeological archive of the Vatican. Yet, ever since the early 1990s, up and until our common present, Satyr became increasingly skilled as a player of the SL & CDJ instruments, spinning various styles of eclectronica and edm alike, embracing a wide range of the bpm spectrum with remarkable sparkle.

Difficult to pigeonhole yet sharply focused on and specialized in ambidelic chillout, psytrance, tech trance, uptech and several kinds of steps; entertaining events for 50 to 50.000 people, by serving his spicy melange of clean cuts and dirty grooves, mixing it down and grinding it up from raw to smooth.

A few memorable events ecstasized by Satyr:
Amsterdam Dance Event (NL), Atmosphere (Berlin / D), Ballonnenfeest (NL), Burning Man (USA), Carnival (Varginha / Brazil), Club A (Sao Paulo / Brazil), Dance Valley (NL), Love & Magic (Oslo / Norway), Metsafestiwaal (Finland), Pi Club (Berlin / D), Q-Base (D), Senseblender fest (B), Universo Paralello (Bahia / Brazil), VooV Experience (D), and many more in Belgium, Brazil, Estonia, Finland, Germany, Greece, Lithuania, Norway, Portugal, Slovakia, USA & all over The Netherlands.*

* a detailed gigographic list will be added later



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